Ek Dost Ka Dost Se Wada Hai
Marte Dam Tak Nibhayenge,
Maut Aye To Tumse Pehle Hum Jayenge,
Tum Ko Na Bhul Payenge,
Tumhe Bhi Sath Le Jayenge..


Ek Larki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
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Doosri Larki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga .

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To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!


jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
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magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya

Funny Shayari Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera

Funny Shayari Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai

I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u Enuff - I luv other alphabets also

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

Funny Shayari Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi, Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi.

Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi. Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Woh to humhe naa mili.................. Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

Funny Shayari Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge

Mere Dost Mere Chale Jaane Key Baad Aansu Na Bahana... Agar Meri Yaad Aaye to Sidhe Upar Chaley Aana ...

Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan k o pada bhari Saari mein saari Parag saari!

socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge, socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge, par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re Arrey chakkar aa gaya

Funny Shayari Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai

Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi Jo bhi bach gayi thi, woh upar lagayi gayi

khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana neend se utha to paaya kutton ka dawaakhaana

Maine tujhe pyar kiya abla samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe baja dala Tabla samajh kar

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi. Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

Funny Shayari Tumne mere dil se khela Tumne mere tan se khela Tumne mere man se khela ... Wah Wah Well Played

Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai ... Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai... Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai... Isliye apko Kutta katega

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha... Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha ..... Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara.... Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha

Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai. Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai. Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai. Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aata hai

Funny Shayari Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein, hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....

Humse door jayoge kaise, Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise, Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain, Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai...

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

1. L O V E L = Lake of Sorrow O = Ocean of Tears V = Valley of Death E = End of life....

Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!!

When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here.

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts. 19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao!

Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat ko dil mein rakh ke ghoomte hai,warna aap jaise SOFTWARES to bazaar mein bikte hai!

Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho,mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungaliyoon se nachati ho!

Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!

Keval aap jaiso ke liye dil ko CUT karte hai,warna baki CASES mein COPY PASTE se kaam karte hai!

Aap ka hasna,aap ka chalna,aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE!

Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER kato yaar!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa 'cut' kiya Ke 'paste' karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... Mere pyaar ke 'icon' pe kabhi to 'double-click' karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning... Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise '0 errors aur 5 warning'...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face. Par dil ke storage mein there is no more 'disk space'.

Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown. Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya 'server down'.

Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female. Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya computer, kya e-mail.

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon. Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon. Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya. Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya..

Nazar mein to kai hain Par dil se ek wo only hain... Problem yehi hai ki voh ab 'read only' hain...

Tere Pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga... Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 'Ctrl+alt+delete' kar doonga...

Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!

Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !

Jack n Jill ( Bihaari version )

Jackwa aur Jillwa,
Gaye upar Hillwa ,
Paani bhari ke waaste,
Jackwa gir gawa ,
uka khopdiya phoot gawa
Aur Jillwa awat ludkan pooore raaste

Computerized Love

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo
apne dil ki Hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

apne chehre se ruswaai ka Error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka Password to bataao

Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chaahat dil main rakhte hai
Warna aap jaise Software to bazaar main bikte hai

Roz raat aap mere sapno main aate ho
mere pyar ke Mouse ko ungliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhata hai
Par beech main tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai

Aur karaaogi hamse kitna intezaar
Hamare dil ke Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar

Apne insult ka badla dekho kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Apke nakhre apne dil pe Bang ho gaye
Do PC judte judte Hang ho gaye.

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko Cut diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalna aap ki woh style
Aapki adaaon ki hamne Save kar li File

Hamara Dard

Krishna kare to raslila,
Hum kare to character dheela,
Krishna mein dikhte vishnu aur brahma,
Hum mein jag ka sabse nikamma;

Krishna gopiyon ke vastra churate,
Hum to kewal door se takte,
fir bhi Krishna ke bhajan tum gate,
aur humko tane aate-jate;

Krishna ki hajaro gopiya,
hum to chahe ek hi sita,
fir bhi Krishna ki padhte tum gita,
aur humko kahte to naspita;

Krishna ne Radha se ki bewfai,
fir bhi kaha na unko harzai,
humne kabhi na chhoda tumhara dupatta,
fir bhi kahti ho ullu ka paththa.

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